"Jestem oazą spokoju.
Pierdolonym, kurwa, zajebiście
wyluzowanym kwiatem na tafli jeziora.
Prawdę mówiąc jestem wyluzowana
jak wagon pełen pierdolonych medytujących
tybetańskich mnichów. Jestem oazą spokoju."

☐ SINGLE ☐ TAKEN ☑ ASSASSIN
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maj 27th
13:40
Via
jungleisfullofdiamonds:

please someone make this for me

jungleisfullofdiamonds:

please someone make this for me

Going to a friends house

  • Normal people: What a lovely home you have
  • Me: Whats your wifi password?

Headphones rules.

No headphones = You can talk to me.

One headphone = You can talk to me if I like you.

Two headphones = Fuck off.

trollzio:

tonysboypussy:

anything-evans:

“J.A.R.V.I.S call Fury we are not going to let another seventy-years go by this time.”

Can I just add this? Okay.

Imagine if they were too late. And Tony lost his one true love. Imagine him turning to alcohol yet again. The one person who brought balance to his life and made him a better person is now gone. Before he met Steve he only fooled around, and when Steve came into his life, something changed. He suddenly had a newfound meaning. A reason to be a better person. 

And after a while, Tony couldn’t handle all of this anymore, so he pulled out the core and let nature run its course. Imagine Pepper finding him lifeless on the floor with a note saying “I am not half as good at what I do, as when I’m doing it next to you”

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO  NO!!

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STOP IT RIGHT NOW